It’s only in america wherein your credentials for girlfriend is a “partying license” , otherwise you’re a nerd. God some of them American teens are stupid lol.
I find it disturbing that your definition of fun is alcohol, but whatever, if it makes you happy, then go for it (provided you don’t hurt anyone else).
oh boy! have i been missing out or what! im gonna go run down to the store to buy some cigarettes RIGHT NOW. weeeee i just love inhaling hundreds of different poisonous things! its so FUN.
False.
Rugby and our American football are two completely different sports.
A better question would’ve been, “Why do Americans call football ‘soccer’?”
good one
Alcoholic Logic… even more impenetrable than Toddler Logic.
But not as impenetrable as Christian logic.
Agreed ^
Agreed to your agreement ^
Hater…
Gonna hate.
religious bros forever
This is why I don’t go to parties.
haha, the fun thing is that it said “forever alone”, because your comment was the only one. Then I read your comment, and it actually fit…
And that’s why you are forever alone. True story
I dont go party, and dont drink alcohol, but have girlfriend.
You mad?
you guys must be a bunch of party animals, i want to hang out with you!
It’s only in america wherein your credentials for girlfriend is a “partying license” , otherwise you’re a nerd. God some of them American teens are stupid lol.
you are a mormon aren’t you? I can be happy without parties and without alcohol and without drugs!
And be forever alone! Agree! The same thing with me.
Well, maybe some of us don’t want a stupid that has no other interests than parties and booze.
What, you can’t?
People with no lives beyond drugs, booze, and lame parties make me a sad, saaaaad commenter…
Wow have I started controversy over partying. Keep it up, party animals! Let’s see how stupid you guys can get!
life-threateningly stupid i’m guessing
Don’t bother guessing, 95% of all American college students can confirm that from personal experience.
Congratulations…you are now a junior Troll! (9001 EXP to level 2)
parties the only place where its ok to paint you best friends junk green.
Parties where you wake up hand cuffed to a goat and know it was a good night.
Parties when you wake up naked duct taped to a tree and your friends are there bbqing.
Parties where the strippers humilate your friends while you record it and then put it on youtube.
this is why i don’t do alcohol
“this is why i dont do fun”
there, i fixed that for you
Who needs fun? Fun for morons! Work hard, sleep deep.
I find it disturbing that your definition of fun is alcohol, but whatever, if it makes you happy, then go for it (provided you don’t hurt anyone else).
there, i fixed that for you
I bet you “don’t do cigarettes” either? It could be because you’re a nerd and don’t know the terminology.
Yeah, because headaches, mornings of puking in a toilet, and lung cancer are fun.
oh boy! have i been missing out or what! im gonna go run down to the store to buy some cigarettes RIGHT NOW. weeeee i just love inhaling hundreds of different poisonous things! its so FUN.
*le sarcasm*
You Sir… are Awsome
and I can drunk piss while being piss drunk and take piss while being drunk because I’m drunk
Yo dawg…
American born and raised, and knew Derpina meant “drunk” when she said “pissed”.
Thank you Captain Obvious. You’re my favourite superhero
I salute you, Señor Sarcasm!
Insincere Man! May I have your autograph?
That’s only because you got knocked down but you got up again. You think anyone will ever be able to keep you down?
danny boy danny boy!
Sweet jesus have mercy, did i just smelled a REPOST ?????
no, you saw it on the voting page
This one is so hilarious!
Bravo!
Funniest I have every seen.
STOLEN lol grow up nutless monkies srsly this SH *T was stolen from reddit
Reddit sucks , so gtfo
Who the hell cares?!
seriously, not everyone got to reddit… if you do, just ignore, quit being a b3atch.
or what. what are u going to do. grow up child srsly
“Or what” who’s the child?
You’re*
and where was it before reddit???
I like Drunk Challenge Accepted Guy.
Who uses “pissed” in that context? The drunk guy makes more sense the the sober girl.
I do, for one. But then, I am British. It’s fairly common terminology here.
thats because you are drunk.
sober up and suddenly worlds open up. AMAZING.
Because “pissed” here means drunk. If they’re angry they’re “pissed off”.
I laughed so hard. true story for of us
I still don’t know why facepalming gives that chick a beard.
Ah well. Sudden outbreaks of facial hair due to expressions of exasperation. I need a drink. *grabs whiskey*
Better drink my own.
+1 internets
What a crack-up. I’ve seen something very similar to this in real life.
drunk logic is fun to watch.
Sadly i have see it kill people too.
Who the hell even says “pissed” when they mean drunk?
People in England.
Why do the British say “pissed” instead of drunk? Really confusing.
Why do Americans call rugby “football”?
False.
Rugby and our American football are two completely different sports.
A better question would’ve been, “Why do Americans call football ‘soccer’?”
Well… thats why I am Straight Edge. (And Yes, CM Punk is the reason for that whats wrong with that?)
I read this in demoman’s voice, from Team Fortress 2, is that good or bad?
This is what people get when they think speaking english english in America is hip….
Wololol. I rofl-ed at this.
I Lied! I only LOL-ed!
check mate !!!