In the words of Jack Handey: If a child asks why it rains, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is crying.” If he asks why God is crying, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “Probably because of something you did…”
In my country they used to say to children that the snow is falling when angels are beating their duvets… Still weird, WTH would you sleep on a cold duvet?
wow god must have a bad scalp he needs heads and sholders 0.O
I’ve been saying that when it’s snowing god is
over us and now it seems I’m not the only one.
DUH, that is his mucus
PROOF ::
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/6/86940188_59bb71898c.jpg
I Just wanted to leave a coments here to help get things started.
… Makes you think
is that girl 5? why would she find that that cute? i would tell your mommas boy ass that god isnt real.
“OMG! That’s so sweet, Derp!”
Snow is his dandruff obviously
Lol Gods crying because he is emo.
I always thought because the term was “spitting down with rain” God and Jesus were spitting on us
“gos crying because he is emo”
……. -_-
*gods
*God’s
What the…
s´dog
No, it’s someone taking a pee.
lol sleet or hail ?
That last face always gets me 8D
me too! he is so cute!
Not me, in this text it’s very disturbing.
Fail.
I lol’d
My mum used to call rain gods doing a wee
I now have Live and Let Die stuck in my head.
Thank you.
In the words of Jack Handey: If a child asks why it rains, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “God is crying.” If he asks why God is crying, I think a cute thing to tell him is, “Probably because of something you did…”
Not just anything he did. It’s because he touches himself at night.
I used to eat snow when I was younger. ._.
In my country they used to say to children that the snow is falling when angels are beating their duvets… Still weird, WTH would you sleep on a cold duvet?
Dandruff, duh.
What about freezing rain?
V for vendetta anyone?
I say rain is angel’s, god’s and jesus’s pee… and I’m a female. >:)